Usually I pity the illiterate, especially the elderly illiterate. But not child rapists.

Release the Epstein picture book!

  • @Slotos@feddit.nl
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    Yo! That last statement doesn’t say what you want it to say.

    Unless it does, in which case I’m outta here.

  • Zier
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    He was born an idiot, and he still is after 7+ decades. Oh and Epstein.

    • Leon
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      His rise to fame began with him getting sued for apartheid bs, trying to enforce a non-black people policy in his buildings. He hired a real nasty lawyer, and learned all his signature tricks from him.

      These two men were never good.

  • @A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    I have seen something like this before; apparently his PR people create these simplified explanations printed on cardboard for him to refer to while he’s dealing with people.

    • @bigfondue@lemmy.world
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      His staff have to include pictures in his reports, and they add mentions of his name to keep him interested.

      • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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        2015 days ago

        For the really difficult or complex security meetings, they include little steering wheels, horns you can honk, and buttons that chime when pushed.

      • D_C
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        And if they really wanted to keep him interested and docile (well more docile than usual) they would add pictures of his daughter!!

    • alaphic
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      Well, supposedly according to Epstein himself Trump is functionally illiterate

  • @MuskyMelon@lemmy.worldOP
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    50 Cent should challenge Floyd Mayweather and Donald Trump to a read-off. Loser gets to pop the winner in mouth once.

    • @tazeycrazy@feddit.uk
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      114 days ago

      I think one is a secure line for dod stuff and the other is a inter-department phone for calling any other department of the government. Can’t call out unfortunately.

  • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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    Meh, beneath all the pixels and for all I know that could be some infographic that is meant to go out to the public that he’s giving final approval or something.

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      315 days ago

      If anyone, the president, or the viewers at home, need this kind of flowchart with pictures to keep everyone occupied with their thumbs up their asses, it does nothing to give any kind of consolation.

      • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        115 days ago

        Sure, but the existence of this flowchart is not evidence either way when it comes to whether he is “illiterate” or not. He does enough brainless bullshit, no need to go look for scraps that mean nothing.

        • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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          415 days ago

          It doesn’t even matter really. He could pull down his pants and shit in his hands and throw it the press corps and then fall down and roll in it and the media will be like “Unorthodox press meeting has journalists in debate on meaning of events.”

          We’re at the point where we’re just pointing and laughing while the rest of the country takes their daily crazy pills and zones out.

    • Destide
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      715 days ago

      Can’t be trusted not to stickerbomb the desk

  • Dr. Bob
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    -115 days ago

    Wtf is with those fingers? Is she a bare knuckle boxer?