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Ricky Rigatoni to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

Women come, women go

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Women come, women go

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Ricky Rigatoni to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • Ricky RigatoniOP
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    122•1 month ago

    This was a lot funnier at 3am 🙁

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      19•1 month ago

      It’s always 3 somewhere.

      • Evil_Shrubbery
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        14•1 month ago

        3am is a state of mind.

    • @tomi000@lemmy.world
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      5•1 month ago

      Shame Im only reading it now :/

      Wouldve liked to laugh even harder

    • @originaltnavn@lemmy.zip
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      5•1 month ago

      It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

    • caseyweederman
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      4•1 month ago

      It’s funny now

    • @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•1 month ago

      I really loved it thanks

    • fushuan [he/him]
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      -6•1 month ago

      It would have been funnier if you had put the correct fruit tho 🥭

      • Ricky RigatoniOP
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        41•1 month ago

        That was the joke actually. A little. Misdirection. If you will. Devious.

        • fushuan [he/him]
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          23•1 month ago

          Oh, then it didn’t land on me, sorry.

          • Ricky RigatoniOP
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            20•1 month ago

        • @owsei@programming.dev
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          5•1 month ago

          mischievous, even

      • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        But then it might have been too good to be a shitpost.

  • @A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    65•1 month ago

    mango?

    that’s a pineapple.

    ugh this people who don’t even know what fruits are.

    • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      46•1 month ago

      And those aren’t even real men and women, it’s just pictures of them! Smh my head

      • @Thunderbird4@lemmy.world
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        36•1 month ago

      • ddh
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        3•1 month ago

        It’s not even a women

    • @Samsy@lemmy.ml
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      12•1 month ago

      Nah, that’s not an …apple.

      • Deceptichum
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        12•1 month ago

        It’s a pen.

        • @Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
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          6•1 month ago

          Pen pineapple apple pen

    • M137
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      7•1 month ago

      these*

      • @chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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        8•1 month ago

        Thoses*

        • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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          3•1 month ago

          Supposses.

      • caseyweederman
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        1•1 month ago

        singular

  • konalt
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    30•1 month ago

    That’s a watermelon

  • RaivoKulli
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    25•1 month ago

    Mananas

  • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    20•1 month ago

    Pinecone? I don’t get it…

    • Ricky RigatoniOP
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      16•1 month ago
      spoiler

      mango

      • @idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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        52•1 month ago

        But that’s an ananas

        • @AnxiousDuck@feddit.it
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          21•1 month ago

          Man, an ass

        • Ricky RigatoniOP
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          15•1 month ago

          You’re anananananananas

          • @lobut@lemmy.ca
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            14•1 month ago

            … Batman!

            • @Oka@sopuli.xyz
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              1 month ago

              Sigh

              ☝️

        • fushuan [he/him]
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          3•1 month ago

          Piña.

  • @LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    18•1 month ago

    Orange you glad the man go?

    • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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      8•1 month ago

      I’ll be glad if the orange man go

  • @angband@lemmy.world
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    15•1 month ago

    I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn’t see the joke.

  • @mastod0n@lemmy.world
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    15•1 month ago

    ANANAS

  • @EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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    14•1 month ago

    Is this loss?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    13•1 month ago

    I have a man, I have a pineapple.

    Pineappleman!

  • @Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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    10•1 month ago

    Man come

    Weird orange

  • @ieatmeat@lemmy.world
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    9•1 month ago

    Cotton eye joe

  • @BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world
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    9•1 month ago

    Pineapplego

  • @thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    9•1 month ago

    https://lemmy.world/post/31789789

    • Ricky RigatoniOP
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      3•1 month ago

      this is truly a reddit moment isn’t it

  • @Visstix@lemmy.world
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    9•1 month ago

    He’s just saying his safe word after coming

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