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marighost to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Oatmeal

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Oatmeal

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marighost to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • jia_tan
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    98•2 months ago

    Cum

  • @Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    65•2 months ago

    Guinea Pig.

    • Clay_pidgin
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      12•2 months ago

      Cuy!

    • @Krauerking@lemy.lol
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      6•2 months ago

      Friggin delicious.

    • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      1•2 months ago

      Dang and I thought I was original.

      Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    40•2 months ago

    Ass.

    • kbobabob
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      2 months ago

      Username checks out

      Happy cake day!

  • Krafty Kactus
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    40•2 months ago

    Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig

    • Punkie
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      20•2 months ago

      It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

      • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6•2 months ago

        Mini Wheeks

  • BeBopALouie
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    34•2 months ago

    He’s called 30mgGummy??

    • marighostOP
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      20•2 months ago

      40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

      • BeBopALouie
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        15•2 months ago

        I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          2•2 months ago

          I’m in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don’t eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

          • BeBopALouie
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            2•2 months ago

            Not sure why but a lot of peops like to take too much. I sold pot for 40 yrs and towards the end of my sales days cannabis was getting much stronger. Customers would complain. They would not understand when I say roll smaller joints or take less puffs. Go figure.

            • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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              I got a feeling you and I used to pay $10 for a “dime bag” and would be lucky to get a full gram after picking out the stems and seeds. And a whole blunt would get us as high as two puffs do these days.

              Edit to add: it’s about time to get that butt stuff exame. I know, I’m not looking forward to it either!

              • BeBopALouie
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                2•2 months ago

                Yup, don’t forget the bug egg packets if it was Mexican weed.

                • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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                  2•2 months ago

                  Those were just what they call terpenes these days.

      • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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        7•2 months ago

        I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

        • marighostOP
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          2•2 months ago

          I don’t see it as a frowny face but now it’s smaller :)

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    28•2 months ago

    Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

  • @fubarx@lemmy.world
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    25•2 months ago

  • @m4xie@lemmy.ca
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    23•2 months ago

    Antidepressants

    • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 months ago

      Nice

  • barnaclebutt
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    21•2 months ago

    Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

    • @FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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      10•2 months ago

      But pussy isn’t!

  • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    18•2 months ago

    Guinea pig.

    • @BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      3•2 months ago

      Found the Peruvian. 😅

  • @craigers@lemmy.world
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    16•2 months ago

    His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

  • fox2263
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    14•2 months ago

    Your mom

    • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      👌

  • @DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    12•2 months ago

    You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”

    • FQQD
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      It’s been 5 minutes

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        9•2 months ago

        Beans and Cornbread

  • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    Don’t call him ass

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