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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

Bro literally ran out

sh.itjust.works

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Bro literally ran out

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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    108•2 months ago

    Fuck that’s brilliant.

    • snooggums
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      16•2 months ago

      A damn legend!

  • Eager Eagle
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    33•2 months ago

    bro is out of nights after this

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    31•2 months ago

    What if I’m saying names out of order, and say my last now but will say the beginning or other entries on the list later?

    • @notarobot@lemmy.zip
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      20•2 months ago

      You would still be interrupted as soon as you said “my last name is”

      • @RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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        3•2 months ago

        Hell yeah.

  • Endymion_Mallorn
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    24•2 months ago

    Were you interacting with the Fae by any chance?

  • pruwyben
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    21•2 months ago

    Just imagining the context where it would be phrased like this - “Hi, good to meet you, my first name is John, and my last name is Smith.”

    • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      10•2 months ago

      Could have been a case of two people having the same first name and the one person wanted to clarify.

  • Aedis
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    19•2 months ago

    I don’t get it…

    • @Randomocity@sh.itjust.works
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      35•2 months ago

      Last name as in quantity. “I have 4 names and this is the last of them”

      • Aedis
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        11•2 months ago

        Oh… Wow.

  • no banana
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    7•2 months ago

  • @Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    Fuckin king! That’s an amazing joke.

  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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    2•2 months ago

    so what’s your current name?

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      3•2 months ago

      They don’t have one. They ran out.

  • @houndeyes@toast.ooo
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    1•2 months ago

    bro is out of names after this

    I remember that being catastrophic in The Neverending Story.

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