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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

Feels like something this community would like to know

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Feels like something this community would like to know

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    You left out the best part.

    “No-shit Sherlock.”

    • no bananaOP
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      I did? There’s more to this meme?

      edit: there is! And here I thought it was just about shit.

      • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        I guess posts about shit count as shitpost.

        • no bananaOP
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          I’ve always maintained this stance

      • go $fsck yourself
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        2•2 months ago

        What did he take to help the symptoms?

        Obviously not bananas.

  • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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    28•2 months ago

    Barelypoops Cacalags

    • Snot Flickerman
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      Brutalshit Colonblock

  • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Been-a-while On-the-pot

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    19•2 months ago

    You’re laughing. Benadryl Firecrotch was literally crippled by constipation and you’re laughing.

  • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Did he got better?

    • @shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works
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      It passed

    • lime!
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      9•2 months ago

      look at that face and tell me

  • @AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space
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    But did he manage 3 days without going?

    • @cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The page doesn’t exist.

      • @AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space
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        Oh, woah, that link got mangled somehow - should be fixed now

        • @cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          👌

    • Harvey656
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      Ah, the classic.

  • @fartographer@lemmy.world
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    He’s so full of shit

    • @abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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      Tough shit

  • @Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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    Why is he looking at me like that

    • Snot Flickerman
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      Still constipated.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      He envies the bowel movement you’re probably having while reading this meme.

  • Javi
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    8•2 months ago

    And people say journalism is dead.

  • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    All I see is

  • UltraMagnus0001
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    He seems so flexible, couldn’t he wiggle it out?

  • @RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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    “Actual shit post”

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