honorable mention: princess märtha louise of norway is a clairvoyant married to an american conspiracy theorist and serial rapist.
Well, his Wikipedia article is horrifying
He asserts that casual sex attracts subterranean spirits that make an impression on the inside of women’s vaginas and offers exercises to “clean out” said vaginas; he writes that children get cancer because they want it;
I hope her first husband kept their daughters away from him
There’s a whole lot of words there that I do not like together
First husband took his own life, so there’s that
Everyone of those rich farts should follow suit.
Bwuh?!
Reading about this family just reminds me of this:
Yeah sadly she counts as a royal, but the civilian in the picture is her sister in laws son pre marriage into the royal family. So technically not a royal, but might as well be.
Most people in Norway like the king and the queen, and the crown Prince and the crown princess, and their children (together), they used to like this guy too before he got caught doing all this illegal shit
Americans: Our system is the best because we don’t have royalty, we have a President instead!
American President: Plating his palace with gold and being completely above the law.
The American king is far more absolute than any European king.
No kings, but an Emperor! Hail Emperor Norton!
Also American President: My son will inherit my presidential seat.
I’ve literally never heard any human being praise or admire royalty, aside from Diana.
Knigge was German
yeah but he didn’t wear as many hats
As long you don’t say the hard r
Knigge please
Compromise: we can keep monarchy but from now on they all have to wear bunny ears.
cat ears ok?
yea sure
Only praise and admiration from very old people, for everyone else he’s basically just a goofy mascot that keeps doing weird things.
a goofy mascot that keeps doing weird things.
Sounds like exactly what a king should be.
that’s the only things a head of state should be allowed to do
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Also Trump was super delighted that he could sleep in a Dutch palace. The charm offensive by the Dutch royalties worked on him since he wasn’t as belligerent at the NATO summit as he normally is, so the adults in the room could do the talking.
Nobody’s saying that our royals are classy, except themselves, their paid weirdos, and, weirdly enough, americans.
idiot americans worship money and think being royalty means being loaded
Just for the record: He’s not royalty
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Who is this?
the son of the crown princess of norway. she had him before she was married to the crown prince so he’s not an official part of the royal family, but he’s a major pain in their ass anyway.
Son of the Norwegian crown prince. You’ll be unsuprised to learn that he stands accused of many sexual assaults.
crown princess*. he’s the “bonus prince” because she had him before she married the prince.
He is not royal. His mother married a royal
I’ve only ever heard Americans describe European royalty as classy and sophisticated.
Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy
Never heard a European or Brit describe any royalty as classy, other than in sarcastic jabs at their mates (e.g “Who do you think you are, the Queen?” when somebody goes for the second-cheapest instant noodle option, instead of the cheapest).
Largely, at least in Britain, they’re pretty widely considered inbred freeloaders, in my experience. Might be very biased, as I’m of a younger generation, but a lot of the older folk I’ve spoken to feel similarly (if, mostly, less hostile).
Most people are completely apathetic at best, I think.
I find that most people I talk to had positive opinions of the late queen, but as you said are apathetic towards Charles at best and disturbed by Andrew. Prince William seems to be highly regarded though.
What a fucken dork lmfao
Did that guy just tattoo his birthday on his chest?
Yup just checked, he was of course born in 1997.
Wow what a way to declare to the world what kind of a narcissistic asshole you are.
Charged with any crime? All the prosecution has to do is make him show that tattoo. No other evidence required.
It looks like he wanted a big chest piece but chickened out after the lining and never went back to get it finished.
Terrible Trigger Discipline but that looks like it’s a BB gun…
Pretty sure my .22s have a larger bore, and I have a shitload.
Funny story:
Black dude runs up in the local redneck bar and starts waving a BB pistol around. “You’re money and your jewelry!”, kinda talk. People were like, whatever dude, that’s a BB gun. “I’m fucking serious!” One the guys playing pool walked up behind him and clocked him over the skull with the blunt end of a pool stick. Fin.
is that really a “mom” tattoo? i guess might as well if you’re going the sick ass panther route
also is that an airsoft gun? and is he drinking champagne in a coffee cup?
Literally every tattoo he has is generic as hell lmao.
It’s a royal thing, clearly us peasants won’t get it
