This is what my German teacher meant when he said that I’d “need it someday”.
Supertoll. Danke schön. Ich hätte auch gerne ein Pedalo.
Danke Geschwisti, muss los
Pedalo für jedermann
I asked ChatGPT to translate a meme and now GPT talks to me like:
Aquí faltan memes en español. Si queremos confundirles debemos usar más idiomas.
If everyone made use of the post language feature, it would entirely solve this problem. Unfortunately (at least to my knowledge) it’s not possible to set a default post language, so most content is just posted as Undetermined.
Its no problem, just learn German by translating the memes.
I do, admittedly, find it fun to try and work out the meaning through context despite not being able to read German.
If you can read English, you can read (most of) German. The problem is likely more in understanding it.
Listen here, you little shit.
Where are the Listen?
I am highly curious about the context of this particular one.
In many German Reddit meme communities, there’s a ban on using English enforced by the community through an all caps ouiji style comment chain, telling the offender “sprich deutsch, du hurensohn,” which means “speak German, you bastard [literally:son of a whore].”
In response to(edit: Probably separately from but working well with) that, people began trying to avoid the use of germanized English words and wound up creating basically a pidgin in which things that don’t literally translate are translated literally, completely muddling things for English speakers learning German. My favorite example is a company that used to be run by bill gates, winzigweich, which makes kraftpunkt, Mannschaften, und überbiete, in addition to Fenster.Edit: the pidgin is called Zangendeutsch (tongs German)
We even have a Zangendeutsch-dictionary!
Who is this “Bill Gates”? Do you mean Gesetzesentwurf Bogen?
Ah fuck
Side note: the translation you chose for bill was not one of the two I was thinking of (Schein as in currency and Rechnung), which reminded me of when my student asked why there were two words for receipt and I listed off five and just had to apologize
My memory isn’t what it was and it’s been at least 100 years, back when Krautchan was
goodexistent, but I do think Zangendeutsch came before we started enforcing it by declaring offenders Hurensöhne. If there are/were ever people who seriously wanted to ban English (and allow only German exclusively), they were a tiny minority and the point of Zangendeutsch went right over their head.One could even see it as a parody of people who really want to ban any non-German influence on the German language. Zangendeutsch shows how ridiculous it would be to vanish all words of a language that haven’t been part of that language for more than –let’s say– a hundred years.
Tbh I just find the “Translations” really funny. Sometimes I also use them in real life as well
Was er ☝️ sagt.
To be fair, it’s a common source of comedy for speakers of any language with a lot of loan words to treat them like calques for the purpose of momentary confusion. People refer to little mules or little asses when discussing Mexican food in English, for example. I also didn’t even start learning German until 2009, so I definitely wasn’t there when it started.
Nothing could be further from me than claiming we’re being very original. Only 1 Pimmel would do that. I just thought your Pfosten might make people think there may be OTHER, very uniquely German reasons for this nonsense. Ü
i mean I think I got that. I meant what is literally happening in this photo? What are these kids riding on? Why is that other kid curled up in a ball on the bathroom floor? What led to this photo being taken?
These are (Pedalos)[https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedalo_(Spielgerät)]. For some reasons they are available in every elementary school in Germany. It’s not that simple to ride on them without falling, hence they are spreading their arms to have better balance
Use
[text](url)instead of(text)[url]to create a link:
Ah yes, learn Zangendeutsch for make benefit homeland
I like having random german posts in my feed
it would entirely solve this problem
Welches Problem?
Das Guten Tag, Anschluss “Problem”.
I almost always use it. Thunder has a little selector above the comment before I post it. Unfortunately only English (or perhaps the system language) is at the top for quick access.
Thw post language feature is not even implemented in lots of Lemmy apps
It would have been if people were using it, which they don’t because the website screwed that up.
PieFed has this feature, Lemmy does not. Actually, there are a lot of things that I could say that about:-). Post flairs, polls, multi-communities that are user customizable and shareable, etc.
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But it’s night in Germany at roughly the same time as in England.
Most of the English-speaking people aren’t awake when we are.
Oh hey I understand that! It says “Speak German to Spez”.
Template
SPRICH
ZANGENDEUTSCH
UND
PFOSTIERE
DU
AUF
NIMMER
Sometimes I can still understand them somehow…
Men hvorfor i all videste verden holde seg til tysk når kontinentet har så mange andre språk også? Det er like mye kveld her nordpå som der nede, om noen ikke kan samtlige språk er det vel det britene kaller “skill issue”.
Ik spreek ook een beetje Nederlands en italiaans, maar het is grappig om spreken Zangendeutsch. Wij zijn rare mensen. Taalse zijn leuk.
im european so i don’t deal with this, yet
Jokes on you it’s the morning now
Witz auf dich, wir Deitschen sind auch manchmal nachtaktiv
Pedalos!
i tend to just block out comms speaking languages i don’t understand.
Tschüss.
beijo
À bientôt
