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Track_Shovel to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 days ago

The ring of fire

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The ring of fire

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  • MeatPilot
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    52•6 days ago

    Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.

    • Rodneyck
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      20•6 days ago

      Did yours give you options? huh.

    • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      10•6 days ago

      I was lonely…

    • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      4•5 days ago

      You would need at least two mirrors for the hemorrhoid to get a good look

    • @BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca
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      9•6 days ago

      Glad someone is asking the real questions.

    • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      4•5 days ago

      Idk about op, but mine always wanna hang out.

  • @doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    4•4 days ago

    My intestines put me in the hospital last year but I can’t give up spicy food. And I mean really, really spicy like most people can’t handle. Apparently my body can’t handle it either but I just love that hurt so damn much.

    • @tfm@europe.pub
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      1•4 days ago

      Which hurt?

      • @doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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        2•3 days ago

        The spice! It doesn’t really hurt but I’ll eat spice that makes my nose run and tears run down my face. And even difficult to swallow, but I legitimately enjoy it.

        I do not enjoy intestinal discomfort.

  • @crawancon@lemm.ee
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    39•6 days ago

    I am uncle franks raging asshole.

    • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•5 days ago

      Lmao is this from fightclub

      • @crawancon@lemm.ee
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        6•5 days ago

        yeah sorta. I mean uncle frank is from hellraiser here in the pic, but my quote was from fight club.

        • @Gustephan@lemmy.world
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          Not familiar with the hellraiser IP, I totally thought you were making the joke about frank’s red hot

  • @glorkon@lemmy.world
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    12•5 days ago

    I once won the national hot food eating contest in Germany. Most of the capsaicine you consume actually goes out via the kidneys - but you only begin to notice once you eat extremely hot food (talking 1 million+ scoville here). It’ll make you think your dick radioactively glows in the dark.

  • Twitches
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    26•6 days ago

    I fell in to a burning ring of fire, it burns burns burns, my ring of fire

    • IninewCrow
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      13•6 days ago

      Mexican horn solo

  • doug
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    18•6 days ago

    This is Hellraiser, right?

    • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      21•6 days ago

      I don’t think they specify the brand of hot sauce, but maybe

    • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      5•6 days ago

      Yup

  • PutItOutWithYourBootsTed
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    19•6 days ago

    I feel attacked

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      11•6 days ago

      Are you the hemorrhoid in the picture?

      • naticus
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        6•5 days ago

        Just don’t upset them, rhoid rage ain’t pretty.

    • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      4•6 days ago

      You should be afraid to sit down for extended period of time, but clearly not with all that hot sauce slathered on everything.

  • @58008@lemmy.world
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    7•5 days ago

    We have hot shites to show you.

  • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    5•5 days ago

    Wipe with velcro.

  • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    4•5 days ago

    As always: a bidet is the answer.

    • Rodneyck
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      1•5 days ago

      Love those! Here in the US, most would rather raw rag it. I don’t get it.

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