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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 days ago

Magic isn't REAL

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Magic isn't REAL

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 days ago
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  • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    And since skyrim counts poison damage as magic, spices are not real either.

    • janus2
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      16•5 days ago

      there’s a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

      • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        3•4 days ago

        That’s not a real thing!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    I have a 125% damage reflection outfit I make in Oblivion and call it “Why You Hitting Yourself?”

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      I made a spell in Morrowind.

      Ranged, Targeted, 10ft radius blast centered on target.

      100 points of damage per second of frost, flame, poison, and shock damage. Totalling 4000 damage over 10 seconds.

      Paralysis for 15 seconds.

      I called it “Die Bastard!”

  • @Evotech@lemmy.world
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    That’s a basis for an isekai anime if I ever saw one

    «I was transported to a world where magic is real but I have 118% magic resistance»

    • @Googlyman64@lemmy.world
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      pretty sure there are at least 3 isekais with this plot already

      • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        4•5 days ago

        I remember one set in a magic school in a world where everyone is a magician except the MC who is a complete dumbass. But he is so strong that his feats look like magic to others.

        Was kinda funny to watch. For like 4 episodes. The joke got old really quick.

        • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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          There’s another one, not isekai, but similarly magic school, where everyone knows magic except for the MC, who is an anti-mage.

          Also didn’t get beyond four eps.

        • Fenrir
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          Mashle. I agree.

  • @kronarbob@lemmy.world
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    37•6 days ago

    Oh yeah ? So what did you use to enchant that ring ?

    • Nicht BurningTurtle
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      67•6 days ago

      What do you mean? It’s just a normal ring.

    • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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      20•6 days ago

      Science

    • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      14•6 days ago

      Souls.

  • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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    25•6 days ago

    Read a book

  • @RyanLiu@lemmy.world
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    19•6 days ago

    Read a book!

    • @dechnically@sh.itjust.works
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      9•6 days ago

      or is it? ✨✨✨✨✨

  • @Flemmy@lemm.ee
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    Magic emerged from illusion tricks and sleigh of hand. 😎 Can you imagine getting killed for a cold fire trick on your hands back in the leadbrain days of Rome.

    • kakler bitmap
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      sleigh of hand

      • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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        Masterpiece.

  • @Klear@lemmy.world
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    5•5 days ago

    Dragonborn, I wanna buy your ring!

  • @redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12•6 days ago

    This ring was crafted by Rick Sanchez in the heart of Whoredoor. Upon reading the inscribed name the wearer remembers magic isn’t real and is granted an 18% buff.

    • @Pringles@lemm.ee
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      Does it protect against gondorhea?

      • janus2
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        if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely

  • @Moebius@feddit.org
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    10•6 days ago

    Magic is real and so is my frog!

  • @SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml
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    6•6 days ago

    Read this in my head like Arnold said it.

  • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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    2•5 days ago

    Does that do reflect or heal?

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