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Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Aww. It’s mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.
Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.
Don’t think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
You’re still clever. But also we share lots of common experiences which is a cool thing, not a personal shortcoming. But I get the feeling too.
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.
My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips
Lucky bastard.
I heard so much Bon Jovi, my teeth are rotten.
Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
No
Not by a long shot.
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
May be real, but it’s made from corn. Too sweet for moi
More likely beets.
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
I’m glad you and Ms Mr made it through the Hurricane.
🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
Dr. Who?
The only question… The question the Silence dreads… The first question in the universe… Doctor Who?
This was one of my favorite exchanges.
Major Major Major Major
Oh, the mess I’m in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can’t stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Purple drank
Mister Mister
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
