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Björn Tantau to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 months ago

Pretty straight forward

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Pretty straight forward

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Björn Tantau to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 months ago
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By https://www.youtube.com/@yousuckatprogramming

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  • @Scoopta@programming.dev
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    115•2 months ago

    …this is so much more cursed than it needs to be. If you want to bash in C just system("echo hello world");

    • @tempest@lemmy.ca
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      58•2 months ago

      That wouldn’t necessarily be bash though

      • @smeg@feddit.uk
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        59•2 months ago

        Fine, system("bash -c 'echo hello world'"); then!

        • @xthexder@l.sw0.com
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          10•2 months ago

          Now print “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” with the quotes

          • @ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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            17•2 months ago

            I decided to throw my PC in the composter and become a gardener

          • @Beanie@programming.dev
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            4•2 months ago

            my best guess: system("bash -c 'echo \\\"¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯\\\"'");

            which will get parsed as: bash -c 'echo \"¯\\_(ツ)_/¯\"'

            which will run: echo "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

            and since echo just prints whatever was given to it, it’ll print "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" with the quotes

          • @smeg@feddit.uk
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            3•2 months ago

            That was actually the first line of C I’ve ever written so there’s no way I’m guessing the right number of escapes, but I guess I’d cheat by finding the value of each char and printing those one at a time.

      • @Scoopta@programming.dev
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        21•2 months ago

        Fair, should’ve just said shell

  • @xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    68•2 months ago

    Tsk tsk… forgot to clean up your temp file!

  • DreamButt
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    42•2 months ago

    For shame. They forgot to make a script to make a tmp script using mktmp, so they can store their tmp script in the tmp script and have proper cleanup

  • @ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de
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    41•2 months ago

    That emoji annoys me more than I would like

    • kamen
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      25•2 months ago

      As if someone’s telling a joke and saying “This is where you should laugh”

      • Deebster
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        16•2 months ago

        It’s the meme version of a laugh track

        • kamen
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          -2•2 months ago

          Laugh tracks have a purpose though. I understand they’re not to everyone’s liking - and that’s fine, but they work for some comedy shows - and usually they’re from the live audience that sees things performed in front of them.

  • @Artyom@lemm.ee
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    34•2 months ago

    Always follow best practices, make sure you cleanup by deleting the hello world bash file!

  • @misteloct@lemmy.world
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    28•2 months ago

    My coworkers could learn a thing or two from this. For one, it actually works.

  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    27•2 months ago

    Sure.

    • @potoo22@programming.dev
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      10•2 months ago

      Okay but 🍒 shouldn’t output 🍉. This is inconsistent and confusing. We have standards.

    • @Opisek@lemmy.world
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      9•2 months ago

      Picking emojis that make sense actually made it easy to read.

  • @mkwt@lemmy.world
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    20•2 months ago

    Violates CERT C ENV33-C.

    • @ArtVandelay@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      It violates oh so much including that.

  • tiredofsametab
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    19•2 months ago

    Now call that C program from some other program in another language.

    • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      with open('program.c', 'w') as f:
          f.write(
      """I'm not actually going to copy down the program... 
      
      But you get the idea of the joke.
      
      Right?""")
    • Björn TantauOP
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      24•2 months ago

      Rust, to make it safe.

      • tiredofsametab
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        15•2 months ago

        step 1: unsafe fn()…

        • Traister101
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          Ah yes now I can… dereference a raw pointer (yes that’s essentially the only thing unsafe rust actually enables you to do, it doesn’t disable the borrow checker or anything else, it just allows you to play with pointers)

          • @calcopiritus@lemmy.world
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            unsafe fn<'a, T>(p: &'a T) -> &'static mut T {
                p as *cons T as *mut T as &'static mut T
            }
            

            It is a bit more than just dereferencing raw pointers.

    • @xthexder@l.sw0.com
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      7•2 months ago

      May I present to you: https://github.com/mame/quine-relay

      • tiredofsametab
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        2•2 months ago

        It’s… Beautiful.

  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    19•2 months ago

    why would you hurt me like this

  • @CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world
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    17•2 months ago

    Fucking brilliant

  • @BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org
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    11•2 months ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

  • @thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•2 months ago

    Who says C isnt mem safe?

  • qaz
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    6•2 months ago

    Some time ago I wrote a program in COBOL and half of it was just CALL "SYSTEM" BY CONTENT in the end.

    • @mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•2 months ago

      I did the same with python once lol.

      I didn’t know enoug python or bash so i mixed both with os.system

  • SnausagesinaBlanket
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    4•2 months ago

    Dave is not here.

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