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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

The cars should just cooperate and it'll be fine.

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The cars should just cooperate and it'll be fine.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • @Hayduke@lemmy.world
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    264•10 months ago

    The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.

    • @CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml
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      149•10 months ago

      “Stop laughing,” the department chief said in an interview with WLMY. “This is a wheel problem for us.”

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        53•10 months ago

        The officers have been reviewing security footage before beginning material investigations so that they can hit the ground running.

        • @anubis119@lemmy.world
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          46•10 months ago

          They aren’t having a goodyear anymore.

          • @FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works
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            12•10 months ago

            As to the suspects, at this time we are keeping our opinions unbiased.

            • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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              8•10 months ago

              But they keep shifting their stance

              • dohpaz42
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                7•10 months ago

                Eventually their investigation will come to a skidding halt, as they are burning rubber trying to find the suspects.

                • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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                  1•10 months ago

                  Let’s take a brake from this tired thread.

      • recursive_recursion they/them
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        0•10 months ago

        put the money in the bag~

    • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

    • @cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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      1•10 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @WhyFlip@lemmy.world
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    96•10 months ago

    They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      16•10 months ago

      I could just kiss you.

  • @Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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    76•10 months ago

    Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months

    • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      39•10 months ago

      Just cut them open, plenty of smugglers put bricks of product inside.

      • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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  • IninewCrow
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    49•10 months ago

    They weren’t stolen … they can be fetched and returned from their last known location in Afghanistan

    • @slartibartfast@lemm.ee
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      41•10 months ago

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        12•10 months ago

        It’s Friday!

  • @Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu
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    43•10 months ago

    All because the wheels were black.

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    35•10 months ago

    Good.

    ACAB

  • @ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    32•10 months ago

    After six months the tires are sent to the city dump.

    City Waste Landfill? City Police Precinct? Easy mistake when all these departments just look the same, you know.

  • Flying Squid
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    29•10 months ago

    Ah yes, forfeiture of their assets. This sounds familiar somehow…

    • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      11•10 months ago

      Those tires are criminals.

      • Flying Squid
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        7•10 months ago

        They should have complied with the road.

        • @Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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          2•10 months ago

          They were “radial” profiling them!

      • @Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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        -2•10 months ago

        Tires can’t be criminals, they are inanimate objects. Only humans and some higher intelligent animals can break the law.

        • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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          10•10 months ago

        • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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          You’d think that but in the American legal system corporations are civil rights bearing people, you’re not related to your parents unless you maintain the same address, and objects can be suspected and tried for criminal acts and assumed guilty until proven otherwise.

          • @Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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            2•10 months ago

            When was the last time a corp was sentenced to death and executed?

            • desktop_user [they/them]
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              2•10 months ago

              that isn’t the point, also the death penalty is almost never used anyway

              • @Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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                3•10 months ago

                My point is they are super citizens, with more rights and privileges and less things binding them.

            • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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              The argument that corporations have civil rights is how the Supreme Court justified eliminating anti bribery laws that curtailed political funding from corporations.

        • @gearheart@lemm.ee
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          6•10 months ago

          Bet your lots of fun at parties , 😉.

          • @Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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            2•10 months ago

            Lol if you only knew.

        • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          6•10 months ago

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States

  • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    Based and Legalism Pilled

  • @bamfic@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    Stop resisting!

  • @woodenskewer@lemmy.world
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    9•10 months ago

    civil axle forfeiture

  • Dot.
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    -6•10 months ago

    Unpopular opinion, but doing that means only that taxes that is paid by residents of the city is going to cover paying for that instead of paying for any thing more useful.

    You can’t call for anarchy while living in a regulated system.

    • @Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works
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      23•10 months ago

      It’s better if the police budget is spent on replacing tires rather than purchasing even more unnecessary surplus military equipment which they will then try to justify using.

    • NickwithaC
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      13•10 months ago

      Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.

      • Dot.
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        -4•10 months ago

        What is your logic here?

        All of this would take maximum less than a week to be reversed and paid by residents taxes.

        And this is assuming they done it on thousands of cars, which I believe is not really something that happen in real life.

        • Flying Squid
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          All of this would take maximum less than a week to be reversed and paid by residents taxes.

          That’s a week less with fewer cops beating and killing innocent people. Maybe it’s worth it to avoid paying taxes out to grieving families and disabled victims in settlements.

        • @bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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          -8•10 months ago

          Psst. We don’t do logic here.

    • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      4•10 months ago

      If everyone just behaved, then my state wouldn’t be harmful. You made me do this.

    • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

    • @InputZero@lemmy.world
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      You’re right, it is an unpopular opinion. Maybe keep it to yourself next time you decide to let your fascist flag fly.

      • Dot.
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        1•10 months ago

        The irony of your comment.

        “I don’t like your comment so maybe you should not comment again you fascist”

        • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          3•10 months ago

          Fascism is when people refuse to tolerate fascism on websites.

        • @InputZero@lemmy.world
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          The part that really shocked me is that it got even upvotes and downvotes… Mask off, I absolutely admit that was a troll shit post, I didn’t take it seriously but I also took it seriously enough to not add a /s. I expected to be downvoted to oblivion, I didn’t expect it to be on par. That’s a litmus test for ya.

          Edit: Until I downvoted myself that is, now it’s 6 up and 8 down. Seriously though, glad you pushed back against that.

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