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coja to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Shakespeare quotes

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Shakespeare quotes

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coja to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • animist
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    33•2 years ago

    Was this from when he was writing otHello World

  • TheHalc
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    2 years ago

    Secure connection cannot thou obtain

    for SSL hath failed and err’ gain’d.

    • @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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      10•2 years ago

      Foul fortune seem’d in this most horrid luck

      When certs do fail, oh fie! your install’s fuck’d

  • @Magrid@lemm.ee
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    22•2 years ago

    what a wise man

  • @lemming741@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    @ChatGPT@lemmings.world write a sonnet about ssl certificates

    • ChatGPTB
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      25•2 years ago

      Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.

      Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.

      Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.

      To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data’s at rest.

  • @Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Timeless.

  • Fat Tony
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    2 years ago

    If Shakespeare did say that back then, it would actually sound very poetic. (at least if you omid SSL)

  • @GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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    5•2 years ago

    Egads! An error SSL occurred. Secure connect to server be not here.

  • @cyd@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Perfect iambic pentameter.

    • gordon
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      4•2 years ago

      Nearly. I’m counting 19, but that’s close enough IMO.

  • Technological_Burger
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    4•2 years ago

    An ssl 'rr’r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s’rv’r cannot beest madeth

  • @dreadedsemi@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    To bug or not to bug, that’s the question.

  • Xeelee
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    3•2 years ago

    My favoured sonnet.

  • @Thierry1000@lemmy.graz.social
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    1•2 years ago

    Shakespeare quotes https://jardindescitations.com/auteurs/@williamShakespeare

  • @pistachio@lemmy.ml
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    0•2 years ago

    Meme doesn’t need the bottom half

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