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@devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

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@devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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  • @pfannkuchen_gesicht@lemmy.one
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    37•2 years ago

    Pro-tip: unplug all the fans and enjoy the silence

    • @Reliant1087@lemmy.world
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      19•2 years ago

      Why not go even further? Just switch off the pesky temperature limits in the bios.

      • Unicorn 🌳
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        9•2 years ago

        Why not go even further? Just switch off the pesky computer entirely. No noise, not even coil whine.

        • @Reliant1087@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Can’t you see we are trying to make some smokey omelette with a side of burnt silicon and plastic here?

  • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    25•2 years ago

    truly programmers are minor gods, they even have a choir of angels singing as things are brought to creation from nothing.

    • @wellnowletssee@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 years ago

      While brushing my teeth I just spat out half of my toothpaste while reading this!

  • @coldhotman@nrsk.no
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    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @person4268@lemm.ee
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      13•2 years ago

      3 years later and Chromium is still compiling

      • @coldhotman@nrsk.no
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        deleted by creator

      • @Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        I’m a gentoo user and I approve this message

        • @kabat@programming.dev
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          4•2 years ago

          Years ago, while I was a poor students I compiled Gentoo on an overclocked Celeron CPU at whopping 533 MHz. Took literally 3 days to get to a functioning KDE desktop.

          Worth every second, especially because it was winter and the dorm room was cold. My friends appreciated it too, they nicknamed my desktop “the reactor” for all the warmth it provided compiling all the damn time.

        • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          One of us! One of us!

  • redcalcium
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    2 years ago

    Enable “power saver” mode and enjoy your quiet, extra long coffee break ☕

    When a co-worker notice, just feign ignorance: “what?! who set my workstation to power save mode?”

  • @aport@programming.dev
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    13•2 years ago

    laughs in M1 Silicon

    • @SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Has less to do with the CPU architecture and more with the thermal and fan configuration.

      I would assume macs have much higher quality fans due to them having a reputation to uphold.

      • @aport@programming.dev
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        9•2 years ago

        As someone who has compiled a ton of software on a lot of different laptops, Apple Silicon provides ridiculous performance per watt.

        My M1 Pro macbook not only compiles emacs faster than my desktop with a 5600X, but the fans don’t even turn on.

        • @SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Apple gives you a lot more silicon, and then clocks it lower, making it far more power efficient. You can do the same thing with other hardware, it just tends to be pushed to the max instead.

          It’s a matter of configuration (well, and price).

  • @Mr_Dark@feddit.nl
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    8•2 years ago

    Me: opens Android Studio

  • @lobut@lemmy.ca
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    4•2 years ago

    Me: opens Docker on my Mac

    • @paperbenni@lemmy.world
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      Luckily the arm macs don’t need fans most the time. They do have a finite amount of ram though, and boi, is Linux virtualization inefficient on mac

  • @User1968@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    - What is this operating system?
    - Exhebro.

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