• @phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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        44 hours ago

        Not enough AI. Gotta use the webcam+AI to set the timezone to one that’s most frequently used by people of whatever ethnicity it thinks you are.

        • @thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world
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          43 hours ago

          no no, it just needs your location data every second to make sure it’s set to the correct time zone. Microsoft and their 1.8 million partners decided that the clock can’t work without your location data.

          (I’m joking, for the inevitable person that’s going to try to disagree)

      • @sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        17 hours ago

        Replacing some code/bug that‘s been present since xp probably would be my second guess.

        I’m still waiting(but not really) for them to fix the rdp app(msstore) but instead they killed it and now we have the „windows app“. What the fuck is even that backwards nondescript name.

        • Harvey656
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          46 hours ago

          Lol, waiting for Microsoft to fix things? Oh boy, your gonna be waiting awhile.

          • @sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            26 hours ago

            I was kinda hoping for the last 2 years. at my most recent ex workplace we had to manually apply every update (website basically) via rdp/teamviewer or whatever. So it would’ve been relatively nice to use the rdp tool which allows you to group and save your connections, if it wasn’t for the simple fact, that this application would crash your system‘s Explorer every time meaning you can’t copy shit. So i checked again and again and sure enough instead of fixing this one not that minor bug, they completely abandoned the application in favor of the windows app which our system administrator would’ve had to configure first, so it would not work at all. Thankfully I don’t have to cosplay as a ci anymore so all things considered nah I’ve stopped waiting for anything from ms. As you said it’s not worth it.

            • Harvey656
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              13 hours ago

              Good old MS, nothing like ignoring your costumers for decades.

    • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      259 hours ago

      Oh no. We’re going to get Vibe Clocks aren’t we? AI is just going to spit out times and it’s on you to check to make sure it’s correct.

    • 0ops
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      9 hours ago

      Hi I’m Clock Copilot

      Set up an alarm at 7:53 am? Statistically this when most people wake up.

      No

      Set a 8:00:85 timer? To make you feel better about your dead grandma?

      No

      *Sets an 2:30 am timer anyway

    • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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      89 hours ago

      “Hello, I’m your AI chat companion that consumes mass amounts of energy to help consult you on what time you should wake up to be efficient with your energy and time, how may I help?”