@return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world • 2 days agoFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down11cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.com@return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world • 2 days agomessage-square19fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-square@frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.mllinkfedilink32•2 days agoThey’re saying that coz they don’t want you to get superpowers.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish20•edit-22 days agoNarrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!” Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
minus-square@jordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilink10•1 day ago“SNAPS Fingers!” (Destroys city block) https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 day agoMaybe you just get really shrimpy breath?
They’re saying that coz they don’t want you to get superpowers.
Narrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!”
Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
“SNAPS Fingers!”
(Destroys city block)
https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
You never go full shrimp.
Maybe you just get really shrimpy breath?