I think I, too, would stay on the plane. I pretty clearly designed a plane and made it’s schematics, but I sure as shit never put hand-to-tool and riveted those hot bitching shags of metal into that soft aluminum skin that rippled so gently under my heated, pounding assault.

Plus, staff and security get pretty upset about a person leaving the plane once boarded, so I’ll take my chances with the engines and landing gear over super lame cops with guns.