@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down139
arrow-up1283arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.uk@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareNutWrenchlinkfedilinkEnglish19•4 days ago“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.” You did NOT slip on your penis.
minus-square@Votes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish9•3 days agoHe didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
minus-square@Dasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•3 days agoThat’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them. Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision? A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
minus-square@whome@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 days agoStill bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-24 days agoWere you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip? (Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)