@silence7@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-26 days agoMan Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.www.nytimes.commessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1408arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1406arrow-down1external-linkMan Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.www.nytimes.com@silence7@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-26 days agomessage-square86fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink41•6 days agoWhen our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
minus-square@peoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish17•6 days agoThe real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe. And the puritans of course
minus-square@Zaktor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-25 days agoBut this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
minus-square@SPRUNT@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•6 days ago“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”
When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.
And the puritans of course
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But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”