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@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days ago

Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days ago
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Matt, 41, from London had to cancel his holiday because of the injury
  • @Heikki2@lemmy.world
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    37•10 days ago

    If mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too.

    Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis

    • @SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      15•10 days ago

      While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don’t want recommendations based on…whatever that is

      • @tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world
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        23•10 days ago

        Oh, c’mon! Where’s your sense of adventure?

        • @SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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          15•10 days ago

          It died when my bones started to creak

          • Øπ3ŕ
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            3•9 days ago

            Mr. Glass?

            • @SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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              3•9 days ago

              Feels like it sometimes, ngl

              Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks

              • Øπ3ŕ
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                1•8 days ago

                Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼‍♂️

      • @PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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        4•10 days ago

        Yeah Tom Segura, yuck

      • @Heikki2@lemmy.world
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        3•9 days ago

        He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn’t staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck

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