@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down139
arrow-up1283arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.uk@fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareAwesomeLowlanderlinkfedilinkEnglish46•5 days agoI was careless, didn’t look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it…
minus-square✺roguetrick✺linkfedilinkEnglish30•5 days agoSeriously. Dude is acting like he can’t see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn’t look.
I was careless, didn’t look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it…
Seriously. Dude is acting like he can’t see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn’t look.