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Sundray to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish •
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Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

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Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

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  • @Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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    22•9 days ago

    The hero we need.

    • aegis_sum
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      26•9 days ago

      The gyro we need.

      • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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        -3•9 days ago

        A large sandwich\sub is literally known as a “hero” sandwich. Why would you try to take that perfection away to go for “gyro” , that is neither pronounced the same, or is a similar sandwich?

        • FlashMobOfOne
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          8•9 days ago

          You should know, Cole, that everyone loves a pedant.

          • @PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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            6•9 days ago

            Plus gyro DOES rhyme with hero

            • @foggy@lemmy.world
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              5•9 days ago

              Pure poetry.

              • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                1•9 days ago

                Pyrotry?

            • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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              1•9 days ago

              Gyro does, but gyro doesn’t.

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          3•9 days ago

          book ‘im lou. one count of bein’ a bear, one count of bein’ accessory to bein’ a bear

        • Sinthesis
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          3•8 days ago

          adjust nerd glasses technically speaking…the greek word gyro is pronounced “eeer-o” so its not that far off from “here-o”

        • @sylvieslayer@lemmy.world
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          2•9 days ago

          …go google Greek Gyro, then go find your closest Greek restaurant and educate your taste buds. Tust. They will be happy.

          • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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            1•8 days ago

            Oh, don’t get me wrong. I love eating them. But the guy threw a hero sandwich.

            • @sylvieslayer@lemmy.world
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              2•8 days ago

              Ah my bad! I misunderstood your comment

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