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@Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 days ago

She ate a poppy seed salad. Child services took her baby.

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She ate a poppy seed salad. Child services took her baby.

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@Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 days ago
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You’re having a baby. A hospital drug test comes out positive. But you know the test is wrong—and you can’t control what happens next.
  • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    WTF is a poppy seed salad?

    • @Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
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      22•11 days ago

      I’m guessing a salad with poppy seeds sprinkled on it.

      • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        I’m guessing poppy seeds with salad sprinkled on top.

    • @93maddie94@lemmy.zip
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      Then she ate a salad from Costco: an “everything” chopped salad kit with poppy seeds.

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      It’s probably in the dressing. Weird to call it poppy seed salad though.

      • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        That’s what I’m saying.

        • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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          Now I’m imagining a spoon full of poppy seeds topped with tiny bits of tomatoes, carrots, and bacon bits.

          • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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            Crrrrunch. Crrrrrruuunch. No. It’s good! Yummmm

            • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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              Don’t breathe while eating or you’re gonna choke.

    • @Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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      “It’s a dangerous drug”: child services, probably

    • @ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•10 days ago

      A salad with poppy seeds in or on it. Like so.

    • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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      2•10 days ago

      Poppy seed dressing is available in grocery story.

      • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        How does it end?

        • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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          1•10 days ago

          Normal well but maybe dea visit. XD

    • @Steve@startrek.website
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      Basically heroine

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        A female hero?

        • @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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          Yes… and her arch nemesis is Poppy Cock.

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