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@merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 15 days ago

Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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@merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 15 days ago
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  • @ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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    See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

    • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

      • @ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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        Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!

        • Gloomy
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          You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

          • Ziglin (it/they)
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            That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?

            • Gloomy
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              No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling

              • Ziglin (it/they)
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                It might need to be a rather hot river then.

          • SkaveRat
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            No, the spree is a different river

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      What’s the problem with sax and rope?

      • @badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world
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        six and ripe?

        • @spizzat2@lemmy.zip
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          Epples and benenes?

          • @sol6_vi@lmmy.retrowaifu.io
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            2•15 days ago

            I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️

          • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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            1•15 days ago

    • @AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
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      Seggs, unalive, grape

      I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

      • @ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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        I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

        • @AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
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          True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms

      • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        Whatever happened to prawns?

        • @Zink@programming.dev
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          Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!

      • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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        Don’t forget Ouide

        • @lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Guess I did. What’s that?

          • @Zink@programming.dev
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            Looks to me like it’s pronounced weed.

          • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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            It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”

            • @lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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              Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.

    • irelephant [he/him]
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      what’d krill do to you?

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