Which superpower do you think is the most practical, versatile, and useful?

Which do you think is the least practical and most useless?

What would be a good drawback to your superpower of choice?

edit: as in superman, batman, etc. powers, not nation state powers

  • phonics
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    1414 days ago

    Mind control is basically every power. Because if people believe something to be true, it is. Wanna fly, make the population think you just did. Invisible, same.

    Downside is, you know the FACTUAL truth.

    Worst superpower? I donno, farting every time you blink.

    • FuglyDuck
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      813 days ago

      Mind control is basically every power. Because if people believe something to be true, it is. Wanna fly, make the population think you just did. Invisible, same.

      Until someone asks you to fly so as to save lil timmy or something. Eventually, they’re going to figure that out. Can’t keep faking all the existence of all the lil’ timmies you “rescued”.

      Worst superpower? I donno, farting every time you blink.

      Explosive snot. Rocket powered flatulence. Meidas Touch*.

      *I mean think about it. You can’t live off gold. everythign you touch turns to gold, so no food for you. Also. No sex for you… cuz, like… yeah. on the plus side, all the plus side, you could have a gawdy collection of statues of all the people you don’t like.

      • phonics
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        313 days ago

        Until someone asks you to fly so as to save lil timmy or something. Eventually, they’re going to figure that out. Can’t keep faking all the existence of all the lil’ timmies you “rescued”.

        Tell that to governments about climate change

      • Otter
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        113 days ago

        Sorry Timmy, bad timing, we were being attacked by a giant space monster again