• @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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    721 days ago

    which strongly implies that ducks are not in fact birds

    Well, duh. Birds aren’t real, they’re drones made by the government. But who in the hell would make a duck-shaped drone? That’s absolutely absurd

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      320 days ago

      Well now it makes sense that there’s duck drones… They can fly, swim, get closer to people than other “birds”… If you feed one once & it comes back, you think it remembered the food, not that it’s conducting further information gathering.

      It’s conspiracies all the way down!