• kamenLady.
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        825 days ago

        Or

        Food and explosives

        I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.

        We’re talking about sex toys.

      • @MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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        425 days ago

        bottles, packaging, food or explosives

        Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽

        It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.

        • Øπ3ŕ
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          225 days ago

          They’re all full of beer - if you’re Russian frontline enough.

      • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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        225 days ago

        Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don’t make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.

        • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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          123 days ago

          a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it’s ridiculous

        • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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          1025 days ago

          LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.

            • Øπ3ŕ
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              225 days ago

              The real problem is that they breed before engaging in lethal idiocy. 🤷🏼‍♂️

      • @devfuuu@lemmy.world
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        425 days ago

        Are there beaches that don’t? Are the beaches there like entering a bar with a security man checking people going in?

      • @thebestaquaman@lemmy.world
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        -125 days ago

        “Beaches that allow X” sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.

        Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we’re talking about some inner-city “beach”, but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.

        • @Fondots@lemmy.world
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          125 days ago

          I think this is something that’s going to vary a lot depending on where in the world you are

          I’m not a beach fan for a large number of reasons, including the fact that, in the immortal words of Anakin Skywalker, “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere”

          But just as bad is that all of the beaches that are a reasonable drive from my house for a day or weekend trip are always packed, and I don’t like crowds much either.