If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.
Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.
It’s an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.
If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.
President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.
In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.
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If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.
Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.
Most of GenX did not expect to live long enough to collect SS.
It’s an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.
I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it’s already begun.
My money is on troubles then something akin to the break up of Yugoslavia and the following wars.
Or the long period of guerrilla activity that preceded the Civil War.
If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.
You: “I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.”
Genie: Done! You’re wish is granted.
You: But nothing’s changed?
Genie: Correct.
Lots of people think that but they usually change their mind when they grow a bit older.
It’s called passive suicidality, I want to die but am overridden from killing myself by my instincts and pride.
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