@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agoSounds funny but THIS is how it actually islemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1574arrow-down115
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minus-square@starchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink10•1 month agobut he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already. they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof
minus-squaremoosetwinlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month ago im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in the field Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
minus-square@starchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•1 month agoPubic Service Announcement : Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
minus-square@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoDon’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there. If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
minus-square@starchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•edit-21 month agoi guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually
minus-square@outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink2•1 month agoWould? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it’s for.
but he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already.
they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof
Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
Pubic Service Announcement :
Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
i guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually
Would? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it’s for.