@andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 1 month agoI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1525arrow-down11
arrow-up1524arrow-down1imageI LIKE CORN!lemmy.world@andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-square@Odo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish35•1 month agoWell that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
minus-square@manicdave@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish29•1 month agoOP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
minus-square@metallic_z3r0@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 month agoTurns out ghosts also like corn.
minus-square@Tryenjer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoGhosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilinkEnglish7•1 month agoOh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoOh. Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlanderlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoAtheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
They’re vaping in there
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.