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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds.

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'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds
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For a surgery that’s supposed to boost your confidence, the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) comes with a dirty little secret...
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    the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)

    For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.

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      deleted by creator

      • CubitOom
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        I don’t even know how many a Brazilian is.

        • @proper@lemmy.world
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          I think it’s a vermillion plus a gillian

      • candyman337
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        They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn’t take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It’s an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.

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          and shove it in your ass,

          I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

          • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Inject = Shove through a small needle :D

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              • nocturne
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                Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.

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          I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the “Doctor” used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I’m not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305

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            Fix-A-Flat

            This tracks.

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          I’m so glad that Kim Kardashian exists to inspire young people today…

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          🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)

          The butt lift (Come on)

          So you can take that fat blob

          And stick it up your (Yeah)

          Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵

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          Wait, even if it fat doesn’t rot it still doesn’t integrate into tissue at the site of injection, right? It’s just loose fat tissue pâté that adds volume with no structure?

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            I’m not sure

    • Haus
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      I’m glad. I’ve seen it a few times and that wasn’t my first guess.

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