• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    32 months ago

    My attorney has advised me to make no statements whatsoever regarding the applicability of the Lumintop Thor Mini I just bought the other week, which outputs a mere 250 lumens but does so in a narrow cone that’s got, to my reckoning, a divergence of only about four or five degrees.

    I’ll have to do some measuring later, but at rear-windshield-to-asshole distance it’ll only throw a spot that’s probably about a foot wide, delivering maximum fuck you with a minimum of collateral damage.

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      22 months ago

      that’s pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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        11 month ago

        In an LEP light? A regular LED, sure. But those lack the novelty of being able to lance somebody in the face with a laser beam.