• @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      I lack the photoshop skills, but uh

      The ‘plap plap GET PREGNANT’ meme, but with a therapist shouting:

      ‘accept what you can’t change’

      ‘don’t blame yourself for things out of your control’

      ‘oh, the copay is $125’

      ‘you missed the last appointment so we charged you for not canceling in advance’

      ‘im worried you’re not taking our sessions seriously’

      sorry psych professionals, there is no ethical therapy under capitalism

      • @Vespair@lemmy.zip
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        42 months ago

        A cursory glance implies a decent canoe starts at $2000, so my bank account is stopping me, at bare minimum

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            1 month ago

            I think we’re gonna have to call this one a skill issue actually, as I don’t think I can discretely put a canoe into my pocket so I’m not sure how you expect me to actually get from canoe acquisition to open seas without arrest.