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@schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

dpa-international.com

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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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@schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • Omega
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    32•2 months ago

    30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

    • @remon@ani.social
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      37•2 months ago

      It’s for personal use.

      • @moody@lemmings.world
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        11•2 months ago

        These guys were THIRSTY!

      • @Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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        7•2 months ago

        If only there was a vegan alternative.

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          you may not have any of my flower semen.

          edit: no that’s mean take a teensy piece

        • @F04118F@feddit.nl
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          1•2 months ago

          Veganism implies consent.

          Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

      • Captain Baka
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        5•2 months ago

        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

        • @tomenzgg@midwest.social
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          14•2 months ago

      • @RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 months ago

        Taking a bath in style

    • @JustARaccoon@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Other farms for insemination, my guess. I’d imagine they’re for specific breeds.

    • @phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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      1•2 months ago

      There are online marketplaces for it.

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