Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square288fedilinkarrow-up1607arrow-down119
arrow-up1588arrow-down1image"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months agomessage-square288fedilink
minus-square@starman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink68•3 months agoAll these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?” Verbose disses only work in rap
minus-square@untorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink14•2 months agoAlternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
minus-square@KeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilink13•2 months agoAahhhh winner: “that watch?” You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
minus-square@Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•2 months agoOr a Guy Richie film. “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
minus-square@Diurnambule@jlai.lulinkfedilink2•2 months agoHo I have the same one. That the only one you have?
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Aahhhh winner:
“that watch?”
You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
Or a Guy Richie film.
“Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
*scratches head with gun*
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?