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@weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

30 to 40 olives

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30 to 40 olives

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@weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    16•3 months ago

    Eat them out of a jar with your fingers?

    What am I? A beast?

    No. Chopsticks. I can eat far, far more olives if I preserve the integrity of my fingers.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      7•3 months ago

      This works with Maraschino cherries, also. Helps you reach the bottom of the jar and keeps your fingers from turning red. Double bonus.

      Said jar, by the way.

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8•3 months ago

      • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        Also like, why are you getting your fingers in brine/ syrup that is going to stay in the jar? Thats gross.

        Also, holup.

        Are you just straight mackin’ Maraschino cherries?

        • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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          7•3 months ago

          …Yes?

          It’s the dessert of champions.

          • @moody@lemmings.world
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            4•3 months ago

            Are we talking neon red “cherries” or Luxardo cherries? Cause I can respect one of those.

            • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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              6•3 months ago

              Neon, of course!

    • @dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5•3 months ago

      Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?

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