Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

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theprogressivist
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66•3 months ago
“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”
- @blinfabian@feddit.nl
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  25•3 months ago
  “What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller!”
  - theprogressivist
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    18•3 months ago
    “Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”
    - @blinfabian@feddit.nl
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      17•3 months ago
      “His wife is in a coma”
      - theprogressivist
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        22•3 months ago
        
        @blinfabian@feddit.nl
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        5•3 months ago
        awesome :D
      - @ebolapie@lemmy.world
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        3•3 months ago
        The life support machine called…
      - 5ibelius9insterberg
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        1•3 months ago
        I also choose this guys wife

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