@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1335arrow-down19
arrow-up1326arrow-down1external-linkNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.com@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-square@_core@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish12•3 months agoI’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.