• Lord Wiggle
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    84 days ago

    Yeah trees are assholes. They always ring my doorbell trying to sell me the book of Gaia. Constantly telling me “you can’t smoke here, sir”. There’s a tree behind my house who constantly wears the same glasses as me. Whenever I buy new ones, a day later this tree has the same. He’s constantly mocking me for no reason.

    I think all trees should be cut down and burned. Algae never complain, are always kind and always say “good day sir” when you walk by.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        23 days ago

        So many trees have destroyed people their houses with stupid forest fires. Have you ever heard of algae fires? No! Because algae aren’t assholes!