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@Merlu@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 9 days ago

What's the dumbest couple dispute you've ever had?

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What's the dumbest couple dispute you've ever had?

@Merlu@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 9 days ago
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  • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager’s house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager “Don’t call me Lonestar!” and he was like “Yeah whatever Lonestar” and she screamed at the top of her lungs “DON’T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!” and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

    • Estebiu
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      59•9 days ago

      That’s… Not really a couple dispute, is it? Still, pretty funny lol

      • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        27•9 days ago

        He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn’t really count

        • @djsaskdja@reddthat.com
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          12•9 days ago

          “I can fix Lonestar.”

          • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            -1•9 days ago

            No joke I am 40% certain Lonestar went onto star in this viral video the timeline and location line up

            • @djsaskdja@reddthat.com
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              4•9 days ago

              “Sign in to confirm your age”

              No, I don’t think I will. Thank you.

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      10•9 days ago

      She should’ve just given him the raspberry.

    • @pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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      8•9 days ago

      What’s up with the calling Lonestar?

      • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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        6•9 days ago

        Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

      • @superkret@feddit.org
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        4•9 days ago

        Look, just don’t, OK?

      • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9 days ago

        Just completely random

      • @KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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        3•9 days ago

        I imagine she formerly worked at a Lonestar Steakhouse. That or she had some affiliation with Texas. Being that these were restaurant folk, I’m leaning toward the first.

        • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          5•9 days ago

          East coast Canadian girl who had never left Nova Scotia.

          • @CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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            2•9 days ago

            Spaceballs reference maybe?

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