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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 days ago

Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!

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Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 days ago
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  • @LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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    flaisch macht flaisch

    • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      22•10 days ago

      Considering the subject, time period (1555) and origin (Germany, as indicated by language), it is presumably Protestant propaganda.

      I did not expect that

      • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-AwCl4jr9w

        3.word slogans are old as fuck and still going strong

    • @Bz1sen@lemmy.world
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      Nah, it’s obviously pussy eats dick. People have always been naughty.

      • @Tonuka@feddit.org
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        that pun doesn’t work in german. it’s about good friday where catholics are only allowed to eat fish (look at the left)

        • Mîm
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          6•10 days ago

          “Muschi” works for both in German, although it probably a bit antiquated by now. The question is though, if that was also the case back then.

          • @Bz1sen@lemmy.world
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            Yes my grandpa was calling my grandma muschi all the time in the sense of kitty. Was too funny.

            • Mîm
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              1•8 days ago

              The politician Stoiber called his wife “Muschi” publicly too.

              Only thing I remember about him other than his famous Transrapid speech.

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