nicgentile to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 6 days agoYou are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?message-square178fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down18
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareYou are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?nicgentile to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 6 days agomessage-square178fedilink
minus-square@yesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink45•6 days agoI would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilink9•6 days ago“Remember me as… as a guy… but like a really humble guy… because even though what I’m doing is great and makes me better than you… I am not…”
minus-square@sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish2•6 days ago… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well. As you pull out the ‘bomb’… You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
“Remember me as… as a guy… but like a really humble guy… because even though what I’m doing is great and makes me better than you… I am not…”
explodes into orange juice
… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the ‘bomb’…
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.