What that fuck? I was just having a piss and I fucking read your comment and - it didn’t, but - what if my snort of laughter when I did had caused my fucking urine stream to shoot back and to the left and fucking soaked my spare toilet rolls? Did you fucking think about that when ou posted? FFS.
I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle
I wanna see a whale do a kickflip more, that would be wicked as fuck!
Pretty cool, but I think I’d rather watch a teenager in baggypants break the laws of physics entirely by consuming multiple times his body mass
What that fuck? I was just having a piss and I fucking read your comment and - it didn’t, but - what if my snort of laughter when I did had caused my fucking urine stream to shoot back and to the left and fucking soaked my spare toilet rolls? Did you fucking think about that when ou posted? FFS.
Apologies, I hadn’t considered the impact my comment might have on the urinary tract of innocent readers
Are you, by chance, a dolphin or whale?
I think we’ve just reinvented the Xgames.
They do there belly flops, where they rise from the water and splash on it. I suppose that is pretty close, but I have done neither.