• @LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    2624 days ago

    Oh, friends assume sexual preference based on other things too. Like the way you eat a hotdog, what kind of car you drive, how quickly you can recognize that the song is by Kyle Minogue, how long you hold a sloppy french kiss with your homies, wether you you sit with your legs crossed or slow down on a yellow light.

    • @Azzu@lemm.ee
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      723 days ago

      Damn, I can never remember how long to french kiss my bros either! Have been called gay so many times for it.

      • @nomy@lemmy.zip
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        523 days ago

        My one homie always wants me to hold eye contact while I’m blowing him. I’m like, bro that’s so gay just cum in my mouth already.