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minus-square@Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish48•18 days agoMy partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster. She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?” I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out. Just something to consider.
minus-square@AugustWest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•18 days agoTo unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414
minus-square@Bytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•17 days agoThe guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.
minus-square@Test_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•18 days agoThe fur suit he wears: https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/62464/2-1-316657/womens-grumpy-bear-romper-costume-alt-6.jpg
minus-square@exasperation@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•18 days agoCookie is already a slang term for pussy, you can skip that step.
My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.
She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?”
I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out.
Just something to consider.
What if I don’t want to consider?
I would like to unconsider
To unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414
The guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.
That’s very considerate of you
The fur suit he wears: https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/62464/2-1-316657/womens-grumpy-bear-romper-costume-alt-6.jpg
Cookie is already a slang term for pussy, you can skip that step.