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@zenergy@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

Scratch that itch

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Scratch that itch

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@zenergy@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    82•3 months ago

    She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

    • don
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      81•3 months ago

      The bidet is the way.

      • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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        69•3 months ago

        That’s what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

        Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

        • don
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          18•3 months ago

          Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

          • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE

        • @ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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          11•3 months ago

          I don’t let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I’ve seen that happen. I’ve also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I’m glad it’s available, but it’s a last resort.

        • @Morph9@lemmy.zip
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          3 months ago

          I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        33•3 months ago

        Even wipes are better (just don’t flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

        • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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          0•3 months ago

          …where do you put the wipes of you don’t flush them

          If you say the trash can I am going to vomit

          • @BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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            16•3 months ago

            Where do you think diapers go?

          • ivanafterall ☑️
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            8•3 months ago

            Rinse them off and put them back for the next person? You don’t throw out your washcloths and towels after one use, do you?

          • @radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            0•3 months ago

            Flush them of course am I gonna listen to some stranger on the internet or… the box?

        • @SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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          -5•3 months ago

          Some are septic safe while they don’t really break down in a sewer. It’s buyer beware, know your shit, literally.

          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            46•3 months ago

            Every plumber I’ve spoken with said that “flushable” wipes are 100% bullshit and to never flush them.

            • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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              -7•3 months ago

              This is called anecdotal evidence, and is veridically worthless.

              • @Serinus@lemmy.world
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                Let’s put it this way. TP is okay because it dissolves in water.

                Wet wipes are wet. Just get a bidet. Bidet + TP is cheaper AND better than wet wipes anyway, while being basically the same thing.

                • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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                  2•3 months ago

                  I’m not putting clean drinking water up my ass unless I’m gonna drink it later

                  • @lightsblinken@lemmy.world
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                    2•3 months ago

                    you need brawndo

                  • @optissima@lemmy.ml
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                    2•3 months ago

                    You drinking it later is on you.

              • @loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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                • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                  -4•3 months ago

                  It’s anecdotal because some rando on the internet is saying it. They didn’t quote a plumber, they said some plumbers they talked to said a thing. That’s worthless.

                  • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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                    2•3 months ago

                    Kinda funny how you’re only applying that logic to that one specific comment.

              • @michaelmrose@lemmy.world
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                1•3 months ago

                Expert advice is perfectly relevant but if you prefer you can soak a clean wipe in a bucket and some clean tp in another.

                You will shortly prove to yourself why you don’t flush wipes

            • @SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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              -16•3 months ago

              You would know if you had a sceptic system, people with sceptic systems are safe to use them.

              It’s not a blanket rule dude.

              • FartsWithAnAccent
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                27•3 months ago

                Yeah I’m gonna go ahead with the multiple professionals who have advised against it over some random person on the Internet, thanks!

                • @SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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                  Says the random person on the internet giving advise themself? Lmfao. The irony.

                  • FartsWithAnAccent
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                    14•3 months ago

                    Relaying professional advice doesn’t really make it my advice, but you have a good day. Have fun arguing with strangers on the Internet, I’m gonna go have some fun.

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          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            25•3 months ago

            You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.

            • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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              8•3 months ago

              I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule

            • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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              6•3 months ago

              They’re pretty big shits

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              • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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                14•3 months ago

                Here we go again.

                But TP sucks at cleaning your butthole

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                  • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                    3•3 months ago

                    Well… have you tried inviting your friends and neighbors?

              • @pyre@lemmy.world
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                5•3 months ago

                yeah and when you do dishes you just wipe the plates with a dry paper towel

                • @superkret@feddit.org
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                  5•3 months ago

                  No, I put them in a dishwasher where they are cleaned with boiling hot water and a mixture of bleach, hydroxides, sodium carbonate and sodium silicate. Is that relevant to what I do to my ass?

                  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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                    6•3 months ago

                    yes

                • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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                  3•3 months ago

                  I do reuse a plate all day though.

                  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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                    2•3 months ago

                    and you throw away your asshole?

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                  • @optissima@lemmy.ml
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                    2•3 months ago

                    You dont wash your dishes?

                  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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                    it’s wild how people are adamant that they should live like fucking cavemen. you know if you washed your asses you would have invaded other countries and justified it with “these animals don’t even wash their asses”.

      • KSP Atlas
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        4•3 months ago

        Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

      • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        -12•3 months ago

        No, a bottle of water. Actually wash your ass.

        • don
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          16•3 months ago

          What the fuck do you think a bidet does?

          • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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            1•3 months ago

            Runs water along it. Washing you ass, with your hand.

            • @JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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              0•3 months ago

              Good water pressure does a much better job than your hand.

    • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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      17•3 months ago

      You just need to get up in there a little bit.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        13•3 months ago

        When you see red, you’re clean.

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