Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agoMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareEager EaglelinkfedilinkEnglish18•7 months agoAfter paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
minus-square@RattlerSix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•7 months agoI pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
minus-square@JaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish9•7 months ago150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*? *- this is a reference for the olds.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink3•7 months agoWhat if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
that’s a taxing
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record