• don
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      4 months ago

      We’d achieve the end result an interstellar fuckton faster, too. Besides, why are they being transported to a paradise planet? So they can fuck that one up as badly as they did ours? Fuck that.

      • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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        I think there’s been a translation error. Not paradise, pair of dice. There’s 2d6 floating out there at some Lagrange point. The plan is to drop them off with pre-filled Yahtzee scorecards that all have the biggest number to prove they’re the winners. They’ll be the first humans in open space!

      • @fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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        34 months ago

        It says “paradise planet” on the marketing material, yes - but it only needs to be as true as the least true thing they ever told us :)

    • chingadera
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      No it would not, it would be the first time they shared resources in the form of food.