@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months agoStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?message-square384fedilinkarrow-up1305arrow-down110
arrow-up1295arrow-down1message-squareStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months agomessage-square384fedilink
minus-squareWadeTheWizardlinkfedilink74•10 months agoWashing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
minus-square@Archer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink14•10 months agoOnly straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
minus-square@hitmyspot@aussie.zonelinkfedilink7•10 months agoI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.