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@abbadon420@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 8 months ago

There are many similarities between programming and parenting

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There are many similarities between programming and parenting

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@abbadon420@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 8 months ago
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  • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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    All I’ll say is that I’m glad that I’m neither your child, nor a member of your software development team…

    • @abbadon420@lemm.eeOP
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      18•8 months ago

      I don’t get it, why make it personal?

      • Sonotsugipaa
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        18•8 months ago

        They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.

        • @abbadon420@lemm.eeOP
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          11•8 months ago

          Oh I’m sorry man, I didn’t know. Thank you for your service.

        • @something_random_tho@lemmy.world
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          You’re telling me no -f’s were given?

    • @mods_mum@lemmy.today
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      4•8 months ago

      jeez, you must be fun to be around. I’d say it’s the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol

    • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      2•8 months ago

      Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.

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